OPTIVA: A Hip and Happenin’ Name For A Credit Union
“Ask your doctor if Optiva is right for you.”
2005-2006
Beaujolais; That Other November Tradition
Most wine drinkers can choke some down with a minimum of sputtering.
A Week on MotorIoway – Lets Go Kill Some Bugs
“We may be lost, but we’re making great time."
Drug Recycling Incident Has Positive Outcome
“Don’t take your organs to heaven – heaven knows we need them here.”
I May Have IED - Intermittent Explosive Disease
I am normally a very calm person – in fact, almost comatose.
Life On The Edge; Gargling While Stapling
If I spent too much time thinking about it I would never get out of bed.
Buying Local Is All That It’s Cracked Up To Be.
It’s like telling the moth that it can choose to avoid the flame.
DO ME A FAVOR; KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF
I’m afraid I’m turning into Howard Hughes.
Self-Confidence; A Fragile Flower
Ever had a day when your self-worth is constantly reaffirmed? Me neither.
Avian Flu and Crumbling Infrastructure
I became jaded in 1976 after an unsatisfactory experience with Swine Flu.
Craig Shergold (Shepard?) is Alive and Well in England
Strive for a world record not involving parasites.
Christmas In Amana - As Good As It Gets
"You need a permit to pass gas in church," said Harvey.
CRS – You Probably Have It, And It’s Getting Worse
I'm 52 years old, and my memory is now full.
Been There, Can Vaguely Remember Doing That
I’d hate to rob anyone of the cherished memory of his or her first two-day hangover.
Mid-Life Crisis; You’re Not Going To Live Forever
Give me your phone number and I’ll call to warn you each time I’m on the loose.
Menopause Adds Spice to Life
LuAnn told me later, “I just snapped.”
Overpriced Clothing For The Rich And Skinny
I have a benign aesthetic appreciation for the female form.
This is Not Your Father’s Country Music
Bluegrass has made a transition similar to country – it’s not the hillbilly music it used to be.
Think About Earth Day April 22 , Not Jellybeans
This is one of those issues whereby I was arguably happier when I didn’t know as much about it.
Coffeehouses Are Not Places For The Timid
I am NOT addicted to caffeine - I can stop any time I want to.
It’s Time To Take Your Environmental Castor Oil
It’s a mystery to me where all that stuff comes from that ends up in the produce section of the grocery.
Cranking The Pedals At The Municipal Power Plant
Our meter reader must have been informed about his uncertain future in procreation.